I'm super talkative so you can talk to me anytime! I'm also a good listener. So feel free to vent if need be.

 

sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍

leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

yeffyaboyuice:

Dude why do guys brag about their fucking genitalia UR TALLYWHACKER IS ONE OF THE WEAKEST PARTS OF UR BODY OH WHAT U GOT A BIG DICK WHAT IS IT 8 INCHES ELEPHANTS HAVE FUCKING 4 FOOT PREHENSILE DICKS THAT CAN BREAK LIMBS THAT SHIT IS BRUTAL WHAT CAN U DO YOU SHITDICK OH RIGHT GET FLICKED IN THE FUCKING NUT AN UR FUCKIN DOWN U PUSSY ASS BITCH

[Punts microphone and walks off]

I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.

Unknown (via dishevelment)

The most perfect conclusion about how “virginity” came to be I’ve ever encountered.

(via feministlikeme)

(Source: dolly-lungs)

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(Source: astoundly)

Because the greatest part of a road trip isn’t arriving at your destination. It’s all the wild stuff that happens along the way.

Matthew Fisher on Tamed by Emma Chase (via suspend)

cuteness-daily:

arcadelesbians:

I wish I had a cat as smiley as this one.
Just look at its face d’aawww

IT EYES ITS EYES ITS E YES OMG

cuteness-daily:

arcadelesbians:

I wish I had a cat as smiley as this one.

Just look at its face d’aawww

IT EYES ITS EYES ITS E YES OMG